01) Roses R Red Violets R Blue, Monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In the Zoo
Dont feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too, Not In a cage But Laughing At you

02) If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

03) Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, U gave me light. U gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!

04) I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Dad says "Love Animals"!

05) Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

06) I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue. I'd do anything at all my dear - Just to get away from you.

07) Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

08) If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

09) I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.

10) Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters.

11) I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving.

12) UR 100%beautiful, UR 100%lovely, UR 100%sweet, UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!